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| User: | laurellias (1896798) Diary of a Pathological Criminal
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| Name: | laurellias | |||||
| Birthdate: | 1985-01-01 | |||||
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| Bio: | A nice young baby was born to a nice young couple...well nice that is in that they've never really murdered anyone or commited necrophilia. Not so nice in that they happily steal, lie, bomb, and generally compete with each other to see who could break the most laws each day. The parents believed in bestowing upon their beloved offspring all their skills and virtues so I learned at an early age the skills of lying, hacking, extortion, counterfeiting, and well...I'll leave the rest to your imagination. At the age of 13, I set out to conquer the world - my parents believed in independence at a young age (they had also been recently captured and were in prison avaiting their trial. As I had internalized all my parents' lessons, I didn't believe in waiting for the incompetents, especially since they may have spoiled my life of mayhem and glory. | |||||
| Memories:: | 2 entries | |||||
| Schools: | None listed | |||||
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| Friend of: | 13: annafugazzi, aspenlight, flowergrrlca, jordangrant, kc_anathema, libertas_atis, lilycat81, mhikaru, mirasfics, nenyaentwhistle, seaflower, stormsofchaos, ufopotato | |||||
| Member of: | 4: epicureanism, mirabellafic, quillofferings, the_ass_fest | |||||
| Account type: | Basic Account | |||||
