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Diary of a Pathological Criminal
Created on 2004-01-15 12:36:19 (#1896798), last updated 2009-10-29
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Basic Info| Name: | laurellias |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 1985-01-01 |
BioA nice young baby was born to a nice young couple...well nice that is in that they've never really murdered anyone or committed necrophilia. Not so nice in that they happily steal, lie, bomb, and generally compete with each other to see who could break the most laws each day.
The parents believed in bestowing upon their beloved offspring all their skills and virtues so I learned at an early age the skills of lying, hacking, extortion, counterfeiting, and well...I'll leave the rest to your imagination.
At the age of 13, I set out to conquer the world - my parents believed in independence at a young age (they had also been recently captured and were in prison awaiting their trial. As I had internalized all my parents' lessons, I didn't believe in waiting for the incompetents, especially since they may have spoiled my life of mayhem and glory...
Okay, the above were all lies. But more interesting than the truth, no?
The parents believed in bestowing upon their beloved offspring all their skills and virtues so I learned at an early age the skills of lying, hacking, extortion, counterfeiting, and well...I'll leave the rest to your imagination.
At the age of 13, I set out to conquer the world - my parents believed in independence at a young age (they had also been recently captured and were in prison awaiting their trial. As I had internalized all my parents' lessons, I didn't believe in waiting for the incompetents, especially since they may have spoiled my life of mayhem and glory...
Okay, the above were all lies. But more interesting than the truth, no?
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